Tuesday, 10 December 2013

Tag This - The Pics


After I saw a tweet asking whether tagging could be considered art, I wondered whether the author lived in a neighbourhood covered in it.  Sure I've seen a few creative stencils appear on my garage door, but most of the time the taggers seem to be interested only in hitting every surface until they run out of paint.  And no, that's not your territory you're marking like a dog, that's my private property.

Also it irks me to not be able to walk more than a few feet in any direction without running into this stuff.  I remember the first time I went to New York in the mid 80s.  Times Square was till a druggie nightmare, but they had started cleaning up the subway cars. At the time I was sorely disappointed not to see the rolling canvases immortalized in70s  tv and movies, like Welcome Back Kotter or The Warriors. (When the film got turned into a video game, it was publicized with...graffiti.) Still I appreciated the concept of cleaning up your backyard to improve morale and try to bring down the crime rate by looking like someone gave a damn. Now I'm the ornery property owner.



So, here is a quick tour of College St, between Spadina and Bathurst, with a short detour down a typical alleyway.  I have selected a representational sample meant to show what types of surfaces are tagged; this is only a fraction of the actual paint out there....

street sign poles

backs of street signs

garbage bins
traffic stanchions

traffic light poles

buildings that have already been repainted multiple times

news boxes
glass doors

glass brick

parking meters

security coverings

directories

plastic damaged from trying to clean off previous graffiti
benches

scratched into windows

utility poles

utility boxes

tops of buildings, including those under construction
skinny poles

fat poles

fronts of street signs

bike racks (covered illegally but aesthetically in blue paint)

this is what happens when they don't teach cursive in school
non-Bell phone booth

sides of houses

hoarding

no, I don't live in a ghetto - it's just Kensington Market

church benches

apparently small children, or possibly dogs, are getting involved
mail boxes

fences

trash cans

someone has a sick sense of humour

trees.  TREES!
papered-over failed businesses
transit shelters

pipes (note how they complement the lovely poster-shred-covered utility pole?)
construction signs

Poop Machine

graffiti on graffiti

height no problem

more graffiti on graffiti crime
even nice pictures aren't immune

this is more typical of the garage doors around here

graffiti might actually be an improvement here

even residential cable boxes aren't safe
traffic-calming flower boxes
 
In the end, the residents' association told me the solution is to clean off your own property as soon as possible (done and done) and to rat out the shop owners who can't be bother to clean up within 24 hrs.  Fine - but there are so many and who's really going to enforce it?  It would be easier for an enforcement officer to talk a quick walk like I did.

So, is it an urban scourge, or am I lucky to be in the middle of a "street art" gallery?

Next time: my rebuttal of the pro-tagging article....

Saturday, 16 November 2013

Pop ups of the Future

Back in the spring, as I considered my employment options (read: despaired of ever getting paid to work), Kevin Lee (Executive Director at Scadding Court Community Centre) mentioned they would be offering month-long opportunities during the summer in their expanding shipping container Market 707 (see previous post for more details).  He said I could get a container for $600 a month as long as I provided the business.  I'm not an entrepreneur for a reason (total fear of failure/losing money), but once I started brainstorming, I found I had quite a few ideas. The only limit was what could quickly get set up in a 8'x8' space. After a while they veered into the realm of fantasy, but who knows what the pop-up of the future will look like?  Herewith is my list of potential goods and services some brave person may someday undertake to offer:


Unique goods
  • handmade hats/scarves/jewellery
  • toys
  • jam / preserves
  • caricatures
  • baby clothes
  • personalized Ts 
  • woodburning 
  • rent-a-swag (see NBC's Parks & Recreation)
  • button making
  • bespoke socks
  • moonshine
  • personalized bobbleheads
Personal services
  • nail salon
  • tattoo parlour
  • massage parlour
  • hair salon
  • hair beading
  • tanning booth
  • makeovers
  • pet grooming
Professional Services
  • knife sharpening
  • watch/jewellery repair
  • translation
  • filling out forms for the illiterate/lazy
  • sewing repairs
  • bedazzling
  • making you tube videos for people without computers
  • animation
  • framing art
  • fortune telling
  • childcare
  • psychiatry 
  • taking confession
  • cell phone sales/repair
  • calligraphy
  • apple peeling (autumn only)
  • ink cartridge refills
  • ukulele lessons
  • travel agent
  • silver cleaning
  • social media ghost writing
Entertainment services
  • karaoke
  • children's birthday parties
  • photo booth
  • photos with Santa (seasonal)
  • inception

Friday, 8 November 2013

Mega Nuit Blanche 2013

Here are a few images from last month's Nuit Blanche all-night art expo around downtown Toronto.  This year's event was well organized in the sense much of the art was easily find-able (you spent less time looking for stuff that turned out not to be worth it) and in groupings that made it easier to see a bunch of stuff at once without too much walking around.  I concentrated on Trinity Square, Nathan Phillips Square, and along University Ave.  I was a bit sad as the rest of my family and friends I usually go with were unavailable and couldn't share with me, but I was also happy to be free to go at my own pace and not hear any whining about sore feet.  Except my own.

In retrospect, it seems the unofficial theme of the evening was mega, as in a thousand of everything.  Not only were many of the installations huge, they also comprised many repeating parts. In the notes to the Ai Wei Wei exhibition at the AGO, Wei suggests that installations such as Forever Bicycles are a metaphor for the individual among the many, such as  the citizens of China. How do you see it?

Enjoy!

(BTW go to /http://www.scotiabanknuitblanche.ca/ for the official names...)

1001 pairs of socks

bicycle clocks

chairs reflected on the floor of St Paul's

chairs and reflection

plastic bags on the ceiling

giant hammock over Bay St.

Ai Wei Wei's 3000 Forever bicycles

head on view of bicycles

toy parade in City hall

angry Smurfs

outraged gnomes

self-propelled music automaton

origami crowns waiting to be picked

origami crowns in actino

let's go to the Ex

1000 tubes of light

tube detail

the elephant in the van